As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world: fuck that!
From Halo Wars
Requested by portsunrise
Just goes to show Batman is always the least interesting character in everything he’s in. What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray…then punching it?
From Batman: Arkham Asylum
From Awards from 2008
Yahtzee wins all the awards for his very…descriptive award names.
But simple doesn’t mean the same thing as easy. Well okay, it does, but shut up! What I’m getting at is that the game very quickly becomes unforgiving, with timed, crushy spiked-wall gauntlets after unavoidable stun lock shoves into boiling acid, requiring absolutely perfect timing. And if you die over and over at a particular checkpoint, the game will pop up a window suggesting that perhaps you’d like to skip this level, which I found quite aggravating. Yes, maybe I’ll skip this level and then I’ll eat a few French Fancies and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina! Now, get outta the fucking way! This shit will not beat me!
From 2.5-D Hoedown
Some of you are now asking yourself “What the hell is Darkest of Days?”, or “Has Yahtzee been fucked over by release dates again?”, or “Will alternative energy sources ever be sustainable?”, or “What is the capital of Botswana?”, or “Why do nice girls hate me?” To answer those questions in no particular order: “No,” “Self-esteem issues,” “A little bit,” “An independent first-person shooter available on Steam and Xbox 360,” and “Gabarone.”
From Darkest of Days
Oo, now I can pick up the dirt and rearrange it in places. I’m going to make a little pile and leave the flower on top like a mysterious Spanish gentleman. Hey, why’s it gotten so dark all of a sudden? What was the rustling sound? Why are my intestines over there now?
Is it sad that I didn’t even have to look up this quote to make sure I had it right?
And it has the Microsoft Windows problem of always asking, “Are you sure?” “Are you sure you want to watch this cutscene?” Frankly, Valkyria Chronicles, no! I’m not sure I want to lose another five minutes of my life watching your androgynous teenage gobshites witter on about shit I don’t care about, but it’s the only way to proceed, so I’m a little perplexed as to why you asked. And while we’re on the subject, yes, I’m sure I want to watch the next three cutscenes too, rather than having to come back to the chapter select screen to be asked if I’m sure between every single fucking one!
From Valkyria Chronicles
And again admittedly, it’s less about androgynous teenagers killing Satan and more androgynous teenagers killing Adolf Hitler, like there’s any fucking difference.
From Valkyria Chronicles
So the blog hit 100 followers this week. Holy hell you guys.
Thanks for the follows, the reblogs, and the likes. Above all thanks for the patience with my crazy ass sporadic uploads. Also starting tonight/early tomorrow I will be queuing up about 15 gifs to be spread out over the next few days. As always, requests/suggestions are much appreciated.